“When you’re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25, (35, 45, 55….) – your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard.”

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